The best way to change a government’s life is to change the world in which they (it’s members) live.
By sponsoring the Australian Tax Office, you will help to bring about long-term benefits to the Office, its family (other Government departments) and employer (The Government) for just $2175 per month. Your support will help to fund vital development work for the Office, such as digging wells and creating black holes to store your hard earned cash in, planting money trees for a sustainable future and building bigger houses for senior government employees.
This work ensures that the community will be able to provide the Office with the basics it needs, which helps it grow in a healthy environment and have the chance for a better future.
In addition to helping your sponsored Tax Office directly, a small proportion (up to 5%) of your sponsorship payment will be used to address the underlying reasons for your poverty, in the form of your tax refund. However, these funds may be forfeited for funding activities including covering the costs of advertising to bolster Australia’s global image (or at least that of GenericPoliticalParty), engaging with governments on foreign aid, trade and other development issues (read: Pants down parties, boom box optional) as well as activities aimed at protecting senior government employees in other developed countries from exploitation (Warfare).
Agnes S – Proud sponsor of Australian Government Australian Taxation Office.
Okay so this is just an idea. The ATO could save money on their stationery costs if the header read: Australian Government Taxation Office, instead of Australian Government Australian Taxation Office. That saves ten letters and approximately $13 000. Now can I have my money back?