Open Source University™ – Philosophy 101

In the midst of your existential crisis, your mind may be flooded with questions. What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? What is the point of it all? Did Madonna really sing back up on this track? Is the deep voice hers? Am I following the right path? What do I need to do to find fulfillment?

Well wonder no more. This young chap has worked it all out.

If I’d known it was all this simple, I wouldn’t have danced to Joy Division. I wouldn’t own shares in Lilly and Pfizer. I would have stocked up on suits the decade before I was born.

WHY DIDN’T ANYONE ALERT ME TO THIS ANSWER SOONER?

Let’s wear wet-look ties and self actualise.

Sincerely,
Professor Stone

[Wasn’t the dancing towards the end of the clip top shelf?]

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