I have thrown the gauntlet at myself. A long standing item on my ‘To Do’ list has been the culling and reorganisation of my possessions. The plan is to only keep the items I love. Any items that don’t make the cut will be offered to others, with any rejects being donated to charity.
[Side note: Sure, I could skip the step of offering items to friends and family and just donate all of my cast offs to charity. If I can make someone I care about feel a little extra fabulous by giving them something I used to love, and if the items don’t end up in the garbage, surely it’s a positive outcome? I donate to many charities throughout the year. I don’t think I’m being too harsh by refraining from dumping things off at the local op shop immediately. If you think I am, then take the shirt off your back and donate it immediately!]
Hidden in the disarray was a bundle of forgotten currency. Surprise savings are always a welcome find. Nestled in amongst the treasure is a $100 note. A few years ago, R received a very generous gift from his grandmother. R kindly gave me one of the notes which (up until recently) I saved in secret, so that he could put it towards his first house deposit. It felt like a nice way of making sure that such a kind gesture from a remarkable lady would always be remembered. Now that R knows, he agrees.
Cleaning can also be educational. For instance, I have learned that on the 24th of October, 2008 at 5.20PM, I purchased powder room paper, peanut butter, orange juice (with pulp) and a free range chicken for a total of $26.77. I was served by Alex at register two, and paid 54 cents GST. R and I had arrived home from Paris a few days earlier and were craving rotisserie chicken. [Yes, more brackets – Little glass cased rotisseries are set up on the footpaths showcasing delicious smelling chickens and potatoes. I’m not an enthusiastic meat eater, however would gladly head back to Paris to sample the dancing poulet roti!]
I wonder what else I will stumble upon.
After deciding that I like my couch too much to let a Scientologist jump up and down on it, I came to the conclusion that the only thing to do to boost ratings was to stage a give away.
I set myself the challenge of making dreams come true with a massive budget of $3.00. Six lucky people received the gift of a life time.
Sometimes a well-meaning, if somewhat delusionally selected surprise gift can make a friend’s day. Alternatively it can give them another reason to question why you asked them to stay off the couch.
“For years, Buy Nothing Day activists have been trying to inspire the world to consume less, to reduce its spending and reassess its needs.”
Take the challenge – It’s free.
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Make it a double.
Let’s play a game of opposites. Usually, you send me a message and I hear this song.
Now that you’ve heard the song, fill in the gap and you will win something frightfully uncool.
Terms & Conditions: One entry per person. Grand prize pool of $1. Competition ends midnight at my clock on 25.09.2009. Don't sue me.
Stop taking yourself so seriously. Your face is on funky.
If ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ makes it to number 1 on the Hottest100, I’m going to shave my head and become a maths teacher.
This year, I pledge to give a handmade gift to everyone on my Christmas gift list.
Better get started…
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